Welcome to Jode´s homepage
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Who am I
Well, I´m a 14 year old fellow from Finland. I´m in eight
grade, I´ve 2 (sometimes maddening) big sister and mam and pa. I have couple of good frends,
I listen music (Offspring, Apulanta, Garbage etc.) My favourite computer games
are Transport Tycoon (Simply the best), NHL98, GTA (Fantastic game)
Sega Rally, Screamer Rally and other cargames.
My interests:
- Music: Rock and Pop
- PC Games
- Sports: Baseball
- Sports: Skiing, Snowboarding, Skating
- Sports: Soccer
- Sports: Tennis
Jokes
A man was looking for a job.
"I´m married and I have eight children."
"I see. And what else can you do?"
Matti called the fire department and screamed over the phone,
"There´s a man outside my house and he´s trying to get in!"
"Why don´t you call the police? answered the fire chief.
"Because he needs a longer ladder, thats why."
"What´s the difference between a mother-in-law and a rhinoceros?"
"I give up"
"About twenty kilos"
"I lost 15 kilos when I had my appendix taken out," Matti´s
mother-in-law said.
"You sure had a heavy appendix," Matti commiserated.
"This check is fine, but do you have any proof of identification on
you?" The bank teller asked Matti
"Of course I do. I have birthmark on my right thigh."
Smith set up a law office. When his first customerarrived, Smith
told him
that the charge for answering questions was a 200 dollars
each.
"Are you kidding!" the customer enquired.
"No, I´m not. What´s your next question?"
"I went to ask for a job at the radio station."
"And what did they tell you?"
"They said I have a really good television voice."
"Is that right?"
"And when I went to the television station, they said
I have a really good radio face."
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